Sioux City Sarsaparilla

For my first evaluation, THE EVALUATOR will review Sioux City Sarsaparilla.


This sarsaparilla claims to be "The Grandaddy of all Root Beers." It is a tag line that is not without merit. Sioux City Sarsaparilla has a taste all its own. It cleanses the pallet while refreshing everything else. Really, it's like mother's milk...Provided your mother was a Hooker in Tombstone Arizona in the 1860's and your father was a renowned cattle rustler who had lost most of his left arm to a Lynx.

This is a manly drink to say the least. I mean, just look at the bottle. Every bottle of Sioux City Sarsaparilla has a picture of a cowboy confidently entering a saloon, clearly looking for a refreshing drink followed swiftly by a refreshing bar brawl.

If I had to pick just 3 soft drinks to buy for the rest of my life, this would certainly be one of them (I would also need an above average lemon/lime soda, and perhaps a cola of some sort).



Time for a breakdown
Pros:

• IT'S FUCKIN' YUMMY
• THERE'S A GODDAMN COWBOY ON EVERY BOTTLE
• SAM ELLIOTT ORDERS IT IN THE BIG LABOWSKI
  
• I LOVE IT

Cons:

• It's kinda hard to find generally
• They won't let me buy it by the truckload
  

FINAL VERDICT: Drink this stuff